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The first time I met Robert Dunn was during a coffeehouse that I was running in New Rochelle in 1991. He took the stage during the open mic and began one of his wacky and whimsical poems that parodied, satired, poked fun and lent understanding to something that was not so serious but was somehow treated seriously by an increasingly uptight world full of anal retentive sphincter spaces.
I learned today that this good man passed last Thursday, having suffered a heart attack while working out at a gym. The last time I saw Robert Dunn was just a few weeks ago at at little place called Border Burrito down near NYU where I was playing a no pay gig in a place that sold Mexican fast food. It was serendipity inasmuch as he was there to hear someone else on the musical menu and had no idea that I was going to be there. We hugged in earnest. We were two men who were truly happy to see each other. He looked great. I said to him "you look great and you have lost so much weight!" He said, "thanks , I have been going to the gym."
There were not so many folks in the place that night but I am so grateful that I got a chance to sing for Robert one last time.
The Southsound Coffeehouse existed for about 8 years. Robert Dunn made his way up to New Rochelle just about every time we had a show. He was the Poet Emeritus of the Southsound. His words were always amusing, always clever and always poignant. He was a master at making a joke you would suddenly get two or three days later. Now alas, the Southsound is long gone, Border Burrito has closed its doors I hear, and Robert Dunn is Done. Pun intended, None. There will never be another ONE like witty and whimsical ROBERT DUNN..........Rest in peace my dear friend. know that I cry for you as I write this. Tell Pepper I said hi.
Monty
A couple of his gems:
I'LL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SUBWAY AGAIN
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Death Track IV, the killer coaster
Always rips from my lips a Paternoster.
The bumps, the jumps, the swoops, the loops.
The screams, the moans, the groans, the whoops.
Sand traps, water hazards, double vision.
Airport-style bird collisions.
Grinding gears and curves and swerves—
Anathema to my jangled nerves.
Newtonian physics rip my clothes.
Bifocals blast off from my nose.
Wallet escapes from trousers pocket.
Hip replacement slips from socket.
Every time I take this dare—
Two more weeks in intensive care.
Why do I submit to this torrid torture
(A rite of passage in our culture)?
I’d rather kiss a molting cricket,
But there’s no escape—I’ve got season tickets.
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DINER SORE IN EAST ELMHURST
I always opt for a booth instead of a table
And it is never long before I bang my elbow
Against the wall-mounted mini-jukebox.
The recoil flings my wrist against my coffee cup—
Freshly refilled, of course—which immediately
Spills the steaming brew (steaming! I should be
So lucky) all over the table. I grab paper packages
Of powdered sugar for damage control—the napkins
Are already saturated, a total write-off. The paper packages
Of powdered sugar break in my clenched fists; the sugar
Sifts out of my grip, landing in the turkey gumbo.
Meanwhile, the busboy rushes over, waving his rag
Like a matador practicing semaphore or a semaphore
Practicing matador—whichever comes first. However,
Unknown to him, his rag has dipped one corner
Into someone’s chocolate malted. In all innocence,
He starts mopping, then suddenly realizes the potential
Chemical hazard, and awkwardly wrings the dishrag
In a quest for dryness, hoping against hope to increase
Its efficacy. He ends up squeezing a coffee-sugar-
Chocolate-malted slurry into the tomato ketchup,
Which causes it to fizz ominously. As the Bomb Squad
Arrives to take charge, I wonder, Should I just pocket
The tip and continue to tipple? Or should I stipple
The washroom walls with melting fudge ripple?
(Fresh from the dairy case, of course.)
ROBERT DUNN TRIBUTE SITE:
http://members.aol.com/shabdaweb/robertDunnMemorial.html